If u wanna see me someday (that would never happen), then erm here is some advices cuz ik some aemricans are so unIQed that they think BaguetteLand is only for LE BÉRET AND LE CROISSANT.
First of all in France we never wear berets, also I never seen anyone wearing a beret but tourists.
Second, if you come to Paris and see "Pain au chocolat" ur good that's in south where is complicated cuz in South France, they call it "Chocolatine" and uhm North is the best sooooo say "Pain au chocolat"
Third, you wanna learn french language? OH COOL CUZ YOU NEED TO TALK FRENCH EH?
Even french locals can't even talk french cuz of those STUPID GRAMMAR RULES
Fourth, Baguette is not more popular than "Pain" (bread) the "Pain (Bread)" is much more popular than a baguette but costs more € (euros).
Fifth, Do not come to Paris... Yea but Paris is so dense that you seem like squeezed by the locals and other tourists, instead come to the nearest states from the ïle-De-France (State where Paris is)
Last, do not go to South... OH NO DON'T ! CITIES LIKE MARSEILLE AND NICE ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS CITIES OF EUROPE AND I AIN'T EVEN LYING
Advices by a real French guy